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Turtle God Kame
manipulator of the Virus
(6/14/02 6:19:57 pm)
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kame SHOULD study, but would rather do this...
upload @#%$ to my newfound extra ftp space!!!! previously I was very cautious not to break the 2mb rule, but now I got 28, so... woohoo!!!

so I uploaded this ultra cute, ultra catchy, and ultra funny little japanese commercial for pocky.... enjoy!!!!

as always... please dont direct link it >) just... dont watch it too much... that damn song is in my brain!!!!! graaaaaag!!!!

warning, this video causes brain damage

somrux
out from the well
(6/14/02 7:54:16 pm)
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Re: mpg clip...
dude, uhm, yer a freek. what a cool commercial. have you ever seen the one for "Sabasu Manshon (Mansion)"? It featured a dancing racoon-thing with large, swollen testicles.

If not, lemme know and I'll see if I can find it...

it's twisted.

-somrux.

somrux
out from the well
(6/14/02 8:03:00 pm)
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Re: Yo, KAME!
If you are into freaky J-nese commercials, click on and download the link below...

"I pity the fool who don't click on my links! And stop yo jibba-jabba!!"
www.somrux.com/filez/anabu_long.mov

"My, grandma, what big nuts you have!"
-somrux.

Gibal Sandwich
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/15/02 12:34:40 pm)
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Re: Yo, KAME!
:::::::::::::D ripping wet from cold shower::::::::::::::

lol - MrTurtle God fellow - that was both the most disturbing and enjoyable 14 seconds of my existance!!!!

Gibal "Who needs a well when you have Pocky Advert" Sandwich

Kitano
further down the Spiral
(6/15/02 1:47:20 pm)
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Gaaaad!!! GGGhhh..., well, on to the review:
Pocky:I've never seen such a chilling piece of ad since the "LALA" magazine one...


And... the nuts...


The nuts...


"Those be truly sized nuts"



But the Pocky...:#











Turtle God Kame
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 4:45:06 pm)
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hahahahha
HEY DISCO!!! so is that how it was in the hot springs??? hahahahahaha!

so, um... what the hell were they selling?

Gibal Sandwich
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/15/02 5:49:57 pm)
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Re: hahahahha
I have a sudden urge to buy over sized chocolate cover pieces of biscuit and dance round my towncenter shouting "Pocky Pocky Pocky" then wave my hands in that comedy fashion at the police officer who tells me to stop...
Gibal "No - i am not the hamster with the oversized nuts - im the sandwich with the undersized....spread of butter" Sandwich

somrux
out from the well
(6/15/02 5:52:18 pm)
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Re: hahahahha
LOL...

That file that I posted... It was an advert for these townhome-type complex buildings that are in Tokyo, I think.

It's name is "Saabasu Manshon (Mansion)". Apparently, the living complex is so cool that it causes Nutsack the Racoon's nuts to swell up in excitement.

-somrux.

Turtle God Kame
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 5:58:24 pm)
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>)
I have some other cms that are pretty cute too.. not so much frightening, but really cute...... lemme chase down those cds...


ps... I think I know where I'll be staying in japan next summer...hehehehe

somrux
out from the well
(6/15/02 6:05:45 pm)
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Re: >)
dude, totally. I love japa-mercials!! Especially twisted ones...

Post away!!

When you move into Saabasu Manshon, email me and let me know if it actually works. Not that I, uhm, like need, uh, help or anything in that, uhm, department. I'm just curious.

-somrux.

uchujin
further down the Spiral
(6/15/02 7:03:55 pm)
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Re: >)
Isn't that Morning Musume in the pocky ad?? or at least some of them... I thought I'd seen that brand of oddly scary behaviour before somewhere...

aaaahh.. wish there were more Japanese ads available on the net. I tried in vain to hunt down one I saw while i was over there, but all I can remember is a huge rabbit and a woman dancing.. and something about strawberries... and the tune.. oh that damn tune!!... why won't it leave me alone!... sob...

somrux
out from the well
(6/15/02 8:45:26 pm)
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Re: >)
Oh yeah, that's morning musume all right. Actually, isn't that commercial one of the 7 or 9 signs of the apocalypse??

Scary, isn't it?? And what's with that choreography??!!?!?

-somrux.

Edited by: somrux at: 6/15/02 9:48:28 pm
Gibal Sandwich
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/15/02 8:51:20 pm)
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Re: >)
.........
Now - who do i sue for corrupting my mind and making me have nightmares about getting raped by Raccoons with over sized....additions????
Okay - i'll drop the law suit if u post mmore o them freaky things...or tell me where i cn d/l some...

somrux
out from the well
(6/15/02 9:49:25 pm)
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worry not, brother sandwich...
there *will* be more sickness forthcoming...

muahh... MUAHHH-HAHHH-HAHHHAAA!!!

-somrux.

somrux
out from the well
(6/15/02 10:01:09 pm)
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more j-mercials for the gluttons...
weird and kinda scary...
www.somrux.com/filez/AirFilter.mpeg

thought that you wouldn't have to face these horrible CMs in Japan? Think again... now with new CG!!!
www.somrux.com/filez/MaxiePad.mpeg

oh gawd, why don't these ppl give up on making CMs already!!?!?
www.somrux.com/filez/Mentos.mpeg

obvious...
www.somrux.com/filez/Simpsons.mpeg

-somrux.
http://www.somrux.com/

Turtle God Kame
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 10:22:23 pm)
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hahahahaha
hahaha, oh my god!!! hahahaha ::milk shoots out nose::

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 10:47:51 pm)
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Re: hahahahaha
Hey whoa! This is the first time I've checked out this thread - so 'll take it one step at a time. That racoon-thingy with big balls is a "tanuki". It's probably she ONLY native animal Japan has. Unless you count the good ol' shiba-ken. Imagine how much I laughed when I saw my first Tanuki statue - six foot tall with his nuts dragging on the gound. I've got a photo of a big toy and me too - again with the nuts. I might post it tonight ...

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 10:55:31 pm)
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Japanese funny
Let's see, I've got a squillion ads on some tapes that various girlfriends have sent me - almost all of them classic. You just CAN'T go past Nissin noodles for quality ads!! If I could psot 'em, believe me - I would. I laugh my ass off at these gems.
Tanuki and Kappa can always be seen in the DC Card ads. Love those guys. "DC Cardo! DC Cardo!" (you'd get it if you've seen it). Oh, I DO have an add for ChuuChuu Rocket for the Dreamcast. It's not really funny or anything, just cute in a Japanese way. And it' only 1meg or so, so I might try to put that up too.

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 10:58:16 pm)
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Onsen
Yes. That's exactly how it was.

Turtle God Kame
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 11:26:14 pm)
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>)
thougt so!! I wanna know if they have tanuki towels.... wear one of those bad boys in the bath houses >D

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/15/02 11:55:40 pm)
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The Pocky Kogyaru
Ok, you know that Pocky girl at the end who is standing slightly apart from everybody else and says something? Well I forget her name, but she's a singer (yappari).

I've got a video from the show "Music Challenge" where she's singing some crap-tacular kiddies song dressed in pink with a bunch of little girls dancing like retarded goldfish (their mouths just opened and shut for some damn reason - even when they weren't singing). But anyway - there's this one bit where they line up and do some kicks, and .... Mmmmmm. Paaaantsu!

God bless the "Pause" button.

Turtle God Kame
manipulator of the Virus
(6/16/02 12:29:06 am)
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well duh!
of course she is! they all are!!! they are Morning Musume!!!

although the older girls are pretty hot!!! not yukie hot mind you, but hot none the less!

yeah, about those stupid kiddie shows... I swear, japanese people dont know english or at least of english, cause this singalong dvd at poker was called "finger play" !!! think about that long and hard! when I saw it in the listing... I was like... what the hell? oh well... isnt engrish frun?

somrux
out from the well
(6/16/02 8:03:45 am)
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post away...
Yeah disco and kame, post away any japamercials that you might have. If available server space is a restriction, then lemme know and I can upload 'em to the web server (the somrux and ringworld webserver, that is).

gotta luv 'dem 'mercials!

Yeah, about Tanuki: There's quite a great deal of mysticism associated with them; tons of stories and folklore about them. That and they have large sacs. ;)

-somrux.

Gibal Sandwich
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/16/02 9:29:53 am)
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Re: The Pocky Kogyaru
THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!! please post more..more more more!!! they are realllly funny..someone should make a jap-ad website! That would be good...

Gibal "Happiest Sandwich alive" Sandwich

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/16/02 10:56:00 am)
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Re: The Pocky Kogyaru
Ok, Somrux! Just give me the details on how to email that vid.clip to you or however I should do it with these danfangled computer-thingys. And you've got yourself one brand-spanking new ad to show the world. Yay! :D

somrux
out from the well
(6/16/02 10:59:35 am)
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Re: The Pocky Kogyaru
Cool here's my email addy:

bishop@somrux.com

I'll post, give ya props and send out the linx...

kewl?

-somrux.

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/16/02 11:03:15 am)
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Re: The Pocky Kogyaru
Kewl. Can I just send it to your email address then? Conpyuutaa no koto dekinai kara.

somrux
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/16/02 11:56:30 am)
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Re: The Pocky Kogyaru
Sure, just email them to me and I'll put 'em up right away...

maybe we should put the links to them on a new thread?

bishop@somrux.com

-somrux.

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/16/02 12:24:03 pm)
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Re: The Pocky Kogyaru
Uhhh ... problem. The ad's too big for Hotmail to post. I might have to figure out how to link it indtead. But I think I'm out out webspace. Aaaarrgh!!

somrux
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/16/02 12:39:27 pm)
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Re: The Pocky Kogyaru
uh, that sux. hard.

damn , I'll have to get around to creating a guest FTP account on the server, i guess...

-somrux.

Turtle God Kame
manipulator of the Virus
(6/16/02 9:01:31 pm)
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hey
I have a little space on aol (about 12mb per screen name) so if the file isnt too big, I can host it..... lemme know what size it is, k

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/17/02 8:13:40 am)
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Re: hey
Oh, it's only 1.06 mpgs! But Hotmail have a max of about ... less than that. So yeah, I kin sends it to ya. Somehow ... Either that, or I'll just have to do some springleaning of my own on my webspace. ... Dammit.

somrux
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/17/02 8:37:02 am)
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guys, don't worry...
I'm building a guest FTP account today, so no worries. Almost 30 gigs of storage space... ;)

-somrux.

Edited by: somrux at: 6/17/02 10:15:43 am
Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/17/02 8:47:02 am)
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Re: guys, don't worry...
Iiiiiiiinteresting ... :D

somrux
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/17/02 2:31:43 pm)
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Re: guys, don't worry...
kame, supafly, email me at "bishop@somrux.com" so's I can give you the ftp information for the 'mercials.

kewl?

-somrux.

TheManWithTheHat
Sadako slave
(6/17/02 5:48:08 pm)
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Hey fellas....
I visit the site regularly, and I only just stumbled into the forum today ( don't know why I didn't before...), and happened upon this thread.

I have a buddy who's girlfriend is Japanese, and she has been sending us stuff like it's going out of style!! I have been in the process of encoding a bunch of the buggers (You think the mutant-ballsack racoon thing is hilarious? You haven't lived until you see a Ninja Ronald McDonald commercial), and would like to try to contribute a few to the new space. I wanted to say hello, and introduce myself, and get permision before I just start emailing for info....

OK?

Jimmie

Disco Supafly
manipulator of the Virus
(6/17/02 9:29:41 pm)
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Re: Hey fellas....
I think I love you, Jimmy! Mucho appreciato!

... Ronald McDonald NINJA??

PS: Hey somrux! Like the avatar - Baikin Man! "Bai bai-kiiiin!!"

somrux
citizen of the Loopworld
(6/18/02 7:06:00 am)
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Yo, SUPA and KAME!!!
Yeah, baikinmon kicks butt!! That's one evil little dude...

although anpanmon defeats him a bit too easily sometimes!

OK, here's the FTP info:
Use an ftp client (CuteFTP, WS-FTP, etc...) and FTP to www.somrux.com... leave your client set to use port 21 (default port) then, supply the username of "ringworm". Then email me at bishop@somrux.com, so's I can reply with the password for ya.

Njoy.
-somrux.