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Joshua
Stafford Sadako
slave (7/9/02 10:52:02
pm) Reply
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Sex! - *adult
topic!* (was 'New on the Ring')
Okay first off, I'm completely new to your forum.I acknowledge this
so please don't get the urged to blow me off like most people do to
the newbies on forums.
Secondly, I'm also new to the whole
Ring "fan base" I have never seen the movies. I have a great urge
to, but I live in an area in which getting such films are very hard
to do with out the internet, and I don't trust buying things on the
internet. SO you can probably see my trouble in getting Ringu,
Raesan, Ring 0. But I've read quite a bit about them Even the script
for the first two, haven't found one for Ring 2.
But now for
my point of this post, I am very interested in this movie and would
like to further know as much as possible about it all, sure there is
probably loads of information even on this thread but seriously who
has the time to go through each topic and look for it all. But I did
check out a few of the first pages and stuff on them, but I need
more. Since I right now am trying to make a "fan" page for it
without hardly information about this movie except a little over the
average stuff that someone that has seen the movie knows.
So
any links, info, and such other things will be lots of help to me,
and I like to thank everyone that gives me even the littlest of info
in advance.
Edited by: ring
rasen loop at: 7/14/02 7:31:47 am
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TheManWithTheHat further down the Spiral (7/9/02 11:26:37 pm) Reply
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re: New on the
Ring
...good to have ya here, J.S.!!
I can't give ya links,
except the one you may already know - the big banner right up there
over these posts'...that'll take ya to RINGWORLD, one of the best
places for RING info online. That's not to say that you should start
Kipin' all of J's stuff - but it's a great place to start learning
about one of our favorite films.
If you want to, contact me
offline (email at bbreturnoftheguy@hotmail.com) and I may be able to
help you a bit further.
Welcome pal,
Jimmie
Edited by: ring
rasen loop at: 7/13/02 8:50:26 am
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Joshua
Stafford Sadako
slave (7/10/02 5:17:45
am) Reply
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Re: Welcome,
and...
Well see thats one fo the few sites that I've been to, thats also
how I found this. But it's alright if you can't give me links I'm
resourceful enough to find what I need over time, I just hoped this
could cut back on the time issue some.
But thanks anywas.
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/10/02 5:25:06
am) Reply
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Re: Welcome,
and...
anyone who wants help can contact me, the UK Ring Guru, at:
nitro_buzz@hotmail.com
And welcome!
TGH is nWo 4-Life! Edited by: Great
Horror at: 7/10/02 11:12:08 am
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ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/10/02 6:15:09 am) Reply
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links
Welcome to the forum, Joshua.
The reason people aren't
throwing links out at you is that there really aren't that
many places for Ring info online (aside from dime-a-dozen reviews of
the first couple films.) Check ringworld's link page under "Japan
related" and that's pretty much it. Be sure to check out the Italian
"rinku" site as well for boatloads of director Nakata links, and
"LoopKai" Project if you can read Japanese.
j.
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Gibal
Sandwich manipulator of the
Virus (7/10/02 9:11:53
am) Reply
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Re: links
REMEBER the ace company thats remaking ring for our enjoyment - i
think there awsome site should also be posted here -
www.dreamworks.com - after all they do there best to bring you the
movie the way you want it - they even go to the extent of putting
plants in forums to steal ideas and artwork believe it or not...i
dont!!! Theres no such thing as a plant..honest...
Gibal
"25%" Sandwich
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Huw
Lines citizen of the
Loopworld (7/10/02 9:57:08
am) Reply
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Re: links
They're not paying you enough Gibal...
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/10/02 10:00:55
am) Reply
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Re: links
Oh yeah. Dreamworks are such honourable Gaijin.
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/10/02 11:03:43
am) Reply
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Re: links
Dreamworks 'LOVES' us guys!
TGH is nWo 4-Life! |
Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/10/02 3:18:47
pm) Reply
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hey bro!
good to have ya here!
so for the links... go to
pokerindustries.com for pal ring dvds and vcds... you can play pal
on your pc's dvd player... otherwise, go to ebay and get one of
their vhs booties... I hate the booties, but heck, when ya need a
ring fix, you need a ring fix! you can also try trading for an divx
version of the movies!
Go to Kame's
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Kiriyama06 citizen of the Loopworld (7/10/02 4:43:51 pm) Reply
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Re: hey
bro!
I dont know where you live but here in the UK ive had no trouble
getting hold of Ring, Ring 2 and Ring 0 (Rasen is a different story)
admittedly I had to order them in from the warehouse direct (one of
the FEW perks of my job
) but you can go into most video stores and they'll be happy to
order it for you if you dont wanna order online. good luck with your
site
Edited by: Kiriyama06
at: 7/10/02 4:53:04 pm
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/10/02 4:58:30
pm) Reply
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um...
the UK is where the pal version comes from... in places like
america where corporate bastards jack off all day at the sight of
guys like us goin crazy trying to track down a copy of REAL
cinema... for us, it's poker all the way!
Go to Kame's
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Kiriyama06 citizen of the Loopworld (7/10/02 5:12:29 pm) Reply
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Re: um...
I see a lot of corporate bastards and the mere thought of them
jacking off has turned my stomach!
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Mister
Grey out from the
well (7/10/02 8:24:36 pm) Reply
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Corporate
Bastards
What about in Japan? You know they have to be getting off to the
prospect of marketing RING in America
Originally in Japanese,
dubbed by some American women imitating Chinese men:
Japanese
Exec 1: Hey! We market Ring in America! Ring DVD for $29.99! We s**t
money!
Japanese Exec 2: Yes! They eat it up! We release DVD,
then wait three months for everyone to buy, release same DVD and
call it "special edition" with new picture on cover! We start
bullshit rumor about "hidden footage!" They buy it
again!
JE1: We s**t more money!
JE2: Ha!
Haha!
JE1: Hahaha!
JE1 and JE2:
Haahahahahaha!
Their mouths keep moving but their laughing
stops.
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Joshua
Stafford Sadako
slave (7/10/02 9:08:06
pm) Reply
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I'd buy
it.
And be proud to buy it too, it's better than wasting money on stuff
like Halloween.
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/11/02 2:47:08
am) Reply
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Re: I'd buy
it.
Ha ha! YEAH! Or food and clothing! Ha ha ha! Whooo! Ha h... err..
Ummmm. H - uh .... Forget it.
.... (sigh)
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/11/02 7:33:42
am) Reply
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Re: I'd buy
it.
...or a girlfriend...
TGH is nWo 4-Life! |
Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/11/02 7:14:17
pm) Reply
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you take that
back!!
some of the best girlfriends I've had were purchased.... err....
sigh...
girls cost too much...
Go to Kame's
House for assorted junk! Last upd8: 7/08/02 |
Joshua
Stafford further down the
Spiral (7/11/02 9:23:47
pm) Reply
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Re: you take
that back!!
Unless they're broken then they kinda suck.
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Mister
Grey citizen of the
Loopworld (7/11/02 9:31:55
pm) Reply
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Hehe
Hey, TGK, what do you say we open up a cyber pimping operation? It
almost worked for this guy I knew in high school. He opened up a web
page to pimp out his buddies to girls at school, but the principal
called his server and had it shut it down as "preemptive matters."
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/11/02 9:40:50
pm) Reply
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>)
but js, that's the best.... kind........ oops, I've said too
much.... I keep forgetting, pg13 stuff here...
even though
pg13 is like softcore porn now a days...
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House for assorted junk! Last upd8: 7/08/02 |
jasejase citizen of the Loopworld (7/12/02 12:32:11 am) Reply
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Re: >)
On finding "Ring," (a.k.a. "Ringu") if you're willing to get
creative, one word:Filenexus. Check it out.
Or Streamload,
actually. Oh, wait, have I violated the charter?
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/12/02 4:49:38
am) Reply
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Re: >)
In Japan, theres sum weird 'sex' in which a woman sticks a octopus
leg thingy in 'there'.
Snooch to the Motherfu*king Nooch! |
Joshua
Stafford further down the
Spiral (7/12/02 10:11:19
am) Reply
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Re: >)
Umm that's interesting.
I rather not have my women going
after octopusses instead of me.
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/12/02 10:32:34
am) Reply
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Re: >)
I've seen that octopus photo! It was most ... interesting. I
believe it was at redway.org But be warned - that site is just
plain NASTY!!! You'd be doing yourself a favour if you never went
there. Mind you, they haven't updated in like, two months!
I think it's been closed actually...
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/12/02 8:44:37
pm) Reply
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XD
havin a tako south of the boarder eh?
Go to Kame's
House for assorted junk! Last upd8: 7/08/02 |
ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/12/02 9:22:36 pm) Reply
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Re: XD
The question was asked elsewhere but truth be told, this is the
thread I've been dreading coming back to everyday.
Octopi? Shoumon bakkari to, boukon ga kuru
zo!
j.
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Joshua
Stafford further down the
Spiral (7/12/02 9:49:31
pm) Reply
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Re: XD
I made an Administer dread going to a thread! on the first try I
f'ing kick ass.
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/12/02 9:53:14
pm) Reply
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>J
hehehe, good work!
Go to Kame's
House for assorted junk! Last upd8: 7/08/02 |
Mister
Grey citizen of the
Loopworld (7/12/02 10:24:21
pm) Reply
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Octo Sex
Allow me to shed light on the octopus sex issue: For some time in
Japan, it was illegal to depict a penis in animated pornography. To
compensate, situations were created in which alien creatures with
long, tentacle appendages had sex with women, using their appendages
as penises. As time passed the laws laxed off and penises could now
be depicted; however, the "craze" had been started and a
disturbingly large number of people actually PREFERRED the "octo
sex." This began to carry over into more realistic realms, including
some pornographic films in which women actually copulated with
octopusses and, in at least one instance, a small squid.
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/12/02 10:54:57
pm) Reply
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>\
sounds like what they need is a little kame lovin!!! that'll set
them straight!
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House for assorted junk! Last upd8: 7/08/02 |
Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 5:33:02
am) Reply
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Re: >\
You daaaaaaamn right! And also on the Japanese censorship topic, it
was also illegal to depict pubic hair. Sure, have a demon rip a
women in half - no probs! But if you show her CHINGE!!! Then all
HELL would break loose? (I thought it technically did when the demon
came out and ripped the woman in half? Ouch! The left side of my
head hurts ...)
So anyhoo, that's also why they had such a
thing for da schoolgirls, and to depict them with RIDICULOUSLY big
breasts (not that there's anything wrong with that) although with no
pubes. 'Cause they figured schoolgirls haven't got much/any pubes
yet. I haven't checked for mysaelf for a while, though ... Get back
to you on it. Anyway, laws have relaxed on this issue too, and I've
actually got a Japanese comic somewhere that talks about this topic.
There's this wasp-woman flying about, see - and in her nether region
is a MASS of pubic hair! It had an arrow pointing to it with a note
saying: "We are now allowed to show you pubic hair. Is this one
hairy enough for ya, boys?". I *must* try and find it. I'm sure Kame
and Horror's lives would be unfulfilled until they saw this ...
Edited by: Disco
Supafly at: 7/13/02 5:37:31 am
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 8:54:42
am) Reply
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Re: >\
The mysterious J lurks ever closer ... ready to strike out at any--
Edited by: ring
rasen loop at: 7/13/02 9:09:12 am
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ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/13/02 9:10:20 am) Reply
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LOL
Couldn't resist, sorry
. Oh, and it's CHIMOU not CHINGE.
j.
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Kitano manipulator of the Virus (7/13/02 9:15:27 am) Reply
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Re: LOL
What did I miss?! What!? Sh!t...! Not about Chimou no hea...?...
Edited by: Kitano
at: 7/13/02 9:19:09 am
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 9:20:52
am) Reply
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Heh heh. Good
one!
Sorry to correct YOU there, J - but where my girlfriend comes from
(south Osaka) she says "chinge". And I'll take the advice of the
girl I'm getting hot lovin' from over the advice of our mysterious
guru ANY day of the week!!
Edited by: Disco
Supafly at: 7/13/02 9:24:03 am
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/13/02 9:22:45
am) Reply
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Re: Heh heh.
Good one!
whats better guys, shaven or little bit of hair? i can never
decided, but as long as theres a hole....
Snooch to the Motherfu*king Nooch! |
Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 9:24:43
am) Reply
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Re: Heh heh.
Good one!
.. or two ...
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ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/13/02 9:28:23 am) Reply
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aah
I don't speak South Osaka, so I'll take your word for it
. Oh, and ask her if she says "oshi-pin" or "gabyou" (heard some
South Osaka dude railing about that on TV one time).
p/s-- chinge? You
sure she didn't mean, um, hair just fer guys (chinchin no ke->
chinge)?
j.
Edited by: ring
rasen loop at: 7/13/02 9:36:51 am
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Kitano manipulator of the Virus (7/13/02 9:29:25 am) Reply
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Re: Heh heh.
Good one!
...or the third Hyper-active hole with wet protrusion included...
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/13/02 9:32:42
am) Reply
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Re: Heh heh.
Good one!
i cant decide whats better? actual sex, or foreplay? foreplay
has loads a good stuff, like t*t w@nk, hand-job,blow-job, licking
her out (this topic is getting sooooo dirty now!), spanking, @n@l
f!ngering, the list goes on and on....
Snooch to the Motherfu*king Nooch! |
Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 9:38:38
am) Reply
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Re: aah
"Oshipin". "Gabyou". "Bibimbap". Wakatta.
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Kitano manipulator of the Virus (7/13/02 9:39:17 am) Reply
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Re: Heh heh.
Good one!
Hey, I think this is getting a little steamy, deshô? And I'm not
completely sure if j is gonna let you get away widdat...
And
we're not even started talking about fishing hooks and needles, and
biting...japanese sure know how da suck... ... ... ...necks.
Edited by: Kitano
at: 7/13/02 9:39:57 am
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ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/13/02 9:42:50 am) Reply
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Bibimbap?
Do you like bibimbap? Ishi-yaki, all the way (oshi-pin vs. gabyou
no hanashi dattan dakedo...)
j.
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 9:46:36
am) Reply
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Re:
Bibimbap?
Oh, bibimbaps' OK - but it's a leetle beet hot fer me. Infact, ALL
the sh*t I ate in Korea was damn hot! Oh, here's another one for ya
J. In Osakaben: chinchin = chinPO.
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/13/02 9:54:44
am) Reply
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Re:
Bibimbap?
im sorry. what was this topic about in the 1st place? lol
Snooch to the Motherfu*king Nooch! |
Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 10:01:11
am) Reply
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Re:
Bibimbap?
Who cares? Mwuu ha ha!!
Oh, do you like my new avatar?
Apparently TGK was haemoraging when Chibi Goku, so the poor little
guy had to go. This one's a snow monkey that frequents the hot
springs and blah blah blah ... But I tell ya's, my life won't be
complete until I can hang with one of these guys in the onsen,
sipping the Suupaa "Dry"!!
"Kimochi". "Ii".
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/13/02 1:07:08
pm) Reply
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Re:
Bibimbap?
fu*k, he just said he 'spanks the monkey!'
Snooch to the Motherfu*king Nooch! |
ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/13/02 2:07:58 pm) Reply
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monkey?!
Good lord, is that what that is? It was "freaking" me
"out!"
"j."
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Great
Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/13/02 2:11:25
pm) Reply
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Re:
monkey?!
lol i dont know! im just saying it for comedy value.
Snooch to the Motherfu*king Nooch! |
Mister
Grey citizen of the
Loopworld (7/13/02 4:28:37
pm) Reply
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Ughhhh
Hey, care to clarify for the dumb Texan here? I read page 3 before
I read the rest of page 2 and thought you guys were just making up
words, and then I was like, wait, that's Japanese.
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uchujin out from the well (7/13/02 6:03:24 pm) Reply
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Re:
Ughhhh
Speaking of chinpo, a Japanese friend of mine happend to catch that
chinpo-komon episode of south park while she was over here once.
Then she delighted in telling me all the rude japanese words she
knew! most of which I've forgotten.. except that one.. probably for
the best, I wouldn't want it slippin' out by accident in polite
company...
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ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/13/02 8:02:06 pm) Reply
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Dumb
Texan?!?
Where are you at, Mr. Grey? (I'm in Houston)
j.
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/13/02 8:13:11
pm) Reply
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just to clear
things up...
shaved is better than a little hair... I hate it when gals leave
that nice little bikini vertical line... you know "!" um, yeah... it
just bugs me... like, why cant ya take the little extra time to cut
that off... it's like one swipe too! but actually, if ya both shave,
it makes things... um, go in more and use a little olive oil and a
total frictionless slipnslide!!! mmm baby!
ps...
texans arent dumb, only slow on the account of the chiggers...
you're thinkin of canadians...
Go to Kame's
House for assorted junk! Last upd8: 7/08/02 Edited by: Turtle
God Kame at: 7/13/02 8:14:37 pm
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 10:30:56
pm) Reply
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Re: just to
clear things up...
Well, can't say that I've ever had a TOTAL baldy, but not for lack
of trying. I have to say that I "trim my hedges" as well, 'cause
there's nothing worse than dining at the Y and you just end up
flossing your teeth. What's with that, anyway? Get clean,
woman!!
PS: Yes, the oil is good ..
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/13/02 11:01:05
pm) Reply
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ug
I swear it's so nasty!!! I mean, either cut it off or give er a
good brushing before! and for godsakes, wash up down there! skunky
nana is perhapse the worst thing in the friggin world!!! ug!! I knew
this one gal who'd never touch there in any way... including
washing... so I could smell that crappy cheese like a meter away
(yard for you brittish folk)!!!! man that's nasty!!
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 11:19:08
pm) Reply
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"They call it a
Royale with cheese!"
Amen. I went down on this grrl once (where's J?) and I went at it
for a total of about 17 seconds. I just could NOT face it any
longer! And it was soooo unwashed and tangy that it was like licking
a lemon! (that had been dropped on the
ground)
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!! Change the subject! CHANGE
THE SUBJECT!!
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/13/02 11:30:34
pm) Reply
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"subject warp"
woosh!
ok, so list 5, in order of preference, what body parts (hopefully
of the opposite sex) you like the most?
for me:
1.
boobs (what can I say? but it isnt size, more like quality) 2.
nana (ok, only the good clean kind... no lemons for kame) 3.
shoulder (damn, sexy shoulders are a must) 4. leg (hmm, I'm very
odd with legs, but I stand by my preference) 5. chin and neck
(ok, I like a good chin!!! no olive oils for me! damn I cant stand
it when it disappears into someone's neck.. ew ew ew!)
but
let me make it clear, this is only a physical attraction list... as
for my personality, it'd have to be smart, rational, and have a good
control of emotions and anger (I cant stress enough how important
that is... I cant stand to be with another irrational girl with
uncontrollable rage and sh!t)
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/13/02 11:45:17
pm) Reply
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Re: "subject
warp" woosh!
1) ass 2) ass 3) ass 4) ass 5) neat, unsloppy,
non-hanging-to-the-side-like-a-gran'ma's-or-those-stupid
ass-"puffy"-nipples-that-stick-out-4-inches-from-the-actual-tit
tits.
Oh, I suppose face might be in there somewhere - but if
you're ramming her doggy, then who the fvck cares??
Hmm. I can't have a feminist b*tch. She should know her place.
it's called "the kitchen". (mata -
) She can't be one of those crazy insecure b*tches who cry all the
time for no goddam reason and want to own/possess you. So why the
fvck do I always get those kind of girls, anyway? And why are there
so goddam many of them??!
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/13/02 11:55:07
pm) Reply
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mmm, how could I
forget ass? that's like #0.
mmm, a good rump for a good roast... sounds good to
me.
ya know, I'm the same, I seem to attract absolute
psychos!!!! infact, every single girl who was attracted to me has
been clinically insane! I'm not joking here! and it pisses me off!
hmm, maybe I'm too kind... people say you shouldnt be shallow... but
you know what? some people a fukin insane! I think the only way
around it is to be very picky! oh well, at least one normal girl
once liked me... ah... but I wont bore you with details like that
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/14/02 12:02:57
am) Reply
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Re: mmm, how
could I forget ass? that's like #0.
Well I think it has a lot to do with the fact that every chick I've
been with asked ME out. I've never asked a girl out on a date -
wouldn't know how to. So bviously I seem desirable to absolute
frickin' psychos. Pity. Oh, but the Japanese girls sorts like me.
Mostly. They think I look like Nic Cage. Or John Lennon. (I'm
staying the fvck away from any girls called "Yoko").
Ok,
gotta go bro. C u later.
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/14/02 12:21:13
am) Reply
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hmm, guess
there's a trend...
same here... I take it that's the prob... maybe... I... should...
ask... THEM... out... hmmm, it just might be crazy enought to work!
but how...
k, laters... I need sleep too (2am)
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ring
rasen loop Administrator, Ring
guru (7/14/02 7:32:20 am) Reply
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Re: hmm, guess
there's a trend...
Oh, my. You bad, bad boys...
j.
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somrux manipulator of the Virus (7/14/02 7:38:39 am) Reply
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Why did I check
this thread?!?!?
Man, you ringwormers are F I L T H Y little piggies with dirty
little mittens.
And I like it.
-somrux.
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/14/02 7:40:14
am) Reply
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eh...
it's somethin to talk about... oh well, I guess this will be the
misc whatever the f you wanna talk about thread...
>)
while were changin subjects... did you hear that Ted
Williams got frozen (for future profit purposes) by his son (no
wait, it's his son in law isnt it?)? that's so so so messed up!!
cant people die with dignity anymore? personally, I want a viking
burrial! a little boat set afire set to sea... that's how I wants
it!
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Horror manipulator of the
Virus (7/14/02 7:47:52
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Re: eh...
I have a bad feeling I started this whole topic off after I said
'...sex with octpuss' thingy...'
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somrux manipulator of the Virus (7/14/02 8:14:00 am) Reply
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When I
die...
When I die, I want the mortician to slice me open and stuff me to
bursting with lollipops, chocolates, hard candies and little random
children's trinkets. Then I want them to take me up to the top floor
of the Transco Towers here in Houston and shout the word "PIÑATA!!!"
over a bullhorn right before they throw my candy-stuffed body over
the ledge.
You guys may think I'm nuts, but it's my way of
giving back to the community.
-somrux.
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Turtle
God Kame the chosen
infected (7/14/02 8:17:00
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hahaha
I've always believed that if ya gonna go... go in style!!! but
um... somrux, have em line you in plastic first... hate to get a
nice snickers with part of your liver stuck to it. 7)
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/14/02 9:08:03
am) Reply
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death wish
erotica
... whereas my death wish is much more simple. I wish to die rich
while having sex with twin gymnasts. One of them is using me for a
mount while she whips her legs around side-to-side like they do, and
the other one - hmm ... well truth be told, if the FIRST one was
doing this, I wouldn't give a rats ass what the second one's doing.
But anyway, I haven't figured out exactly WHAT the cause of death
will be, but I DO know that I want it to concern me being rich and
having sex with twin gymnasts.
Hey, I'm not fussy -
contortionists woud do just as well ..
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somrux manipulator of the Virus (7/14/02 9:48:12 am) Reply
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Re:
hahaha
Cool. Hey, TGK... go for my head when I hit, ok? I'm leaving
explicit instructions to the mortician to implant the "golden
ticket" inside my skull.
::somrux busts into the Willy Wonka
"I've got a golden ticket!" theme song while pioruetting through his
living room in his boxer shorts::
-somrux.
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/14/02 9:55:02
am) Reply
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Re:
hahaha
Now there's an image I didn't need. So shall we call you "Veruca
Salt" NOW or later?
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somrux manipulator of the Virus (7/14/02 10:09:15 am) Reply
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Re:
hahaha
Sure, man. "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.". Now,
what fairly recent movie is that from?
-somrux.
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/14/02 10:20:51
am) Reply
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Re:
hahaha
"C*ck smoking latino wh*res"?? Sorry, that's the last movie I saw
recently! What about the one before ... ok, was it "Ben Dover's Big
Butt British Babes"??
Mmmmmmmaybe I should shut up now
...
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somrux manipulator of the Virus (7/15/02 7:18:09 am) Reply
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Close...
You are close... "Snatch" was the movie I was referring
to.
Quite a cool flick, I think.
-somrux.
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Disco
Supafly the chosen
infected (7/15/02 10:55:30
am) Reply
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Snatch
"Pikers. I fvcking HATE pikers!!"
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