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Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 10:11:58 am)
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Michelle Monique Reis (Lee Ka Yan)
Michelle Reis is to me what Yukie Nakama is to Kame, or worse, I mean, more.

I just love the way she moves. At least the way she moved in Wong Kar Wai's 'Fallen Angels'.

mikejonas
citizen of the Loopworld
(7/18/02 10:40:35 am)
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Reis Reis Baby
Ya mean, like how she was moving on the bed by herself in that squeaky black outfit? heh heh...

Wong Kar-Wai's one of my favorite directors...I liked "Fallen Angels," but I'm more partial to "Chungking Express."

::"California Dreamin'" starts playing::

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 10:43:46 am)
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It's because she's half-portuguese hehe...
Lol! Looks like you 'speak my language'...

Huw Lines
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 10:45:02 am)
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Re: Reis Reis Baby
I haven't seen 'Fallen Angels', but Michelle Reis was terrific in 'Swordsman 2' with Jet Li. Brigitte Lin was hot too even though she kept changing into a man;)

Michelle Yeoh and Zhang Zi-yi are great too, and don't forget the immortal Gong li! Have you seen 'Red Sorghum'?

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 11:00:36 am)
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Re: Reis Reis Baby
I would classify Michelle Yeoh as "M.I.L.F". But I'd love to get it orrrrn with her in a big way. Ya know, for a Malaysian, she speaks pretty durn good Cantonese and Mandarin! (yeah, yeah - I know she's worked there a lot, but her first languages spoken were Malay and English).

Here's some other info on the lovely Miss Yeoh. She studied ballet, which would explain those high kicks. And she actually won a "Miss Mooba" beauty pageant title in Melbourne, Australia in the early 1980s. (As well as Miss Malaysia).
One more interesting tidbit. Even though she talks the talk, Michelle Yeoh can't actually READ Mandarin! (Chinese) She has to get the scripts read to her.

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:06:10 am)
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Re: Reis Reis Baby
Haha! Who cares...
I can't read Mandarin either! I guess we would get along jaass fine...

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 11:14:41 am)
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Re: Reis Reis Baby
Noooooooooooooo!!!! She's MY milf! Mine! Mine! MINE!! :evil

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:24:01 am)
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Heeeeey...
That's ok, I have no problem with borrowing stuff, even in first grade I used to borrow my eraser... if returned clean.
This is a true story: I actually stabbed another kid in the eye with a pencil once, when I was 11 or so... I swear I don't know why I'm having this conversation right now...must see my shrink. Need to know what this means0]

Edited by: Kitano at: 7/18/02 11:25:33 am
Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:35:40 am)
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Another precious info:
For those of you who rolled in bed for the last 200 years tryin' to figure out what this means...

"Reis" means "Kings" in Portuguese. It's a common family name.

"How educational it is to have Kitano in your family"
Don't smoke...
Don't dri...::fading::.................

Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:35:41 am)
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Re: Heeeeey...
I think i know -- u were the one who got stabbed - now your tellin it froma more comfortably point of view - like when i was hit on the head by a noddy car when i was younger, now i prefere to say i "catched it with my forehead" -- also - this forum doesnt excists -- your using it as a vent for your anger and bad pencil-stabbing expiriences, this also gives you a fell of happyness as we LIKE you and are your FRIENDS...and this is your call to reality....

....or i might just be blaggin ya head...

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:37:58 am)
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Yeah...
I know of someone you WOULD LOVE to stab...and not necessarily in the eye...and not necessarily with a pencil...

Edited by: Kitano at: 7/18/02 11:44:13 am
Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 11:47:05 am)
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Keep talkin' ...
And I'm not NECESSARILY calling the police.

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:51:26 am)
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911
When Dick Tracer arrived, he only found drops of translucid unspeakable liquid on the floor of mr. Rikiya's house.

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 11:58:35 am)
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ROFLMAO
Oh MAN, that's grotty!!! :rollin


Ok, SERIOUSLY. G'night, all.

Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 12:14:30 pm)
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Re: ROFLMAO
Sweet dreams disco - enjoy the imagery of the above!!!!

.....and as for that comment id like to say im great at cleaning messes up...lots of practice and i aint been cought once!!!!

***edit by Mr Jackson (lawyer)*** Never been caught because my client has never done anything, aint that right bubbles?****edit over***

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 12:21:35 pm)
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Yeah.
I know you're a pro. Don't worry. (Damn you!!! I'll get you someday!!!)

Anyway! This thread is a personal sacred. So conversations Michelle-about only, please!

Edited by: Kitano at: 7/18/02 12:23:08 pm
Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 12:33:44 pm)
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Re: Yeah.
....sorry....ya never know - i might start (another) thread for conversation of my....*whispers with Jackson* .... favorite actor.......*more whispers*......in ring....*whispers*....the movie....*whispers*....the horror movie...but for obvious court reasons i cant...*whispers once again*... and i dont like him that much anyhow - hey that cloud looks like a train... oh and that actoress, Michelle, i should watch some of her movies - got any recommendations??

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 12:42:40 pm)
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Re: Yeah.
Well, there are people here that have seen far more Michelle movies than I. She starred in a lotta bad and good movies...

So, I can only recommend, because it's a good movie, from a great director,"Fallen Angels". But you see her mostly distorted by that widE ANGLE LEns...

Edited by: Kitano at: 7/18/02 12:45:50 pm
Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 1:33:11 pm)
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Jus in case...
Here's a cool Michelle Photo:
from:
http://www.aclasscelebs.com/

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 1:36:55 pm)
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Re: Jus in case...
Hehe...I know it's HUGE, but I'll remove it soon.

Kiriyama06
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 4:39:22 pm)
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Re: Jus in case...
s'ok keep it up there it doesnt load anyway :)

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/19/02 9:23:48 am)
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Re: Jus in case...
What? It doesn't?! It does in my IP. That's outrageous!!!
She loads me pretty well...