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Ring Virus 1980 
citizen of the Loopworld
(7/13/02 10:00:14 pm)
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Great porn to watch after The Ring
I just finished watching this Chinese movie called A Wicked Ghost and I think I would be a good choice for a movie to watch after The Ring for example in a movie marathon,the film it self is very similer to The Ring. It's worth checking out...you can find it on ebay for under $10.

Edited by: ring rasen loop at: 7/19/02 7:43:27 pm
marshal99 
further down the Spiral
(7/18/02 4:29:54 am)
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Re: Graet Movie to watch after The Ring
No offence but wicked ghost sucks , they ripped off so much from ring that it's not even funny.
I would recommend Uzumaki Or kairo over wicked ghost anytime.

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 8:17:05 am)
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Re: GrEAt Movie to watch after The Ring
Hmmm ... How about "Erotic Ghost Story"? Err ... no PARTICULAR reason, of course .. :p (Damn, those were some seriously inflated boobies!)
You know what I like about Ring? It should be the LAST movie you watch for the night. 'Cause then you can stew over it all and let it mind-fvck you BIG time! Especially if you're showing it to a friend! Then they can play the "Untimely Visitor" scene over and over in their poor little minds as they "try" to go to sleep! Mwuu ha ha ha ha!!

Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:17:43 am)
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Re: GrEAt Movie to watch after The Ring
I also have several ideas for movies like that....most of them are very common ones that almost everyone thinks of (Womb Raider for example) but i do like to think that the original one pops up now and again...any way - to keep it Ring and Horror - if Yukie is readin, or any other attractive young female - ive started auditions for "The Bare Bitch Project" send a passport sized photo to my email addy and i'll get back to you....phone number optional..

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 11:48:49 am)
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Oho! So it's funny porno names, ya want?
Try these:

1) Intercourse with the Vampire
2) Edward Penis-hands
3) Beauty and the Bitch
4) A Rear and Pleasent Danger (a personal fave)
5) Tommy-Knockers
6) Howard's End (no pun necessary)
7) Pantsless in Seattle
8.) The Loin King
9) Pretty "Woman"
10) Hannah and her sisters and the pizza delivery boy

:D

Edited by: Disco Supafly at: 7/18/02 11:52:49 am
Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 11:56:12 am)
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Yeah, but
You forgot the classic:

"Dick Tracer"

Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/18/02 12:11:40 pm)
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Re: Yeah, but
"Blockbusters" -- a large english company -- they have suddenly got in loadsa dirty movies on DVD,,,and they sell them for more than the others!!!! Its like adding "Porno" to an item makes its price rise 3:50!!! Whats next Blockbuster?? "Porno" Doritos?? "Porno" Lilt?? I wouldnt put it past them...dirty old men....

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Pointless but looks pretty ^^^^

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 12:21:44 pm)
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Pointless but looks pretty
Much like my ex-girlfriends ...

Turtle God Kame
the chosen infected
(7/18/02 5:16:58 pm)
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hehehe, i second that!
well, since we're on the subject... slumberparty and sorority house massacre (1-who the hell knows) movies are pretty good cheeze horror/softporns.... hahaha, killed with a drill... hahahahahahaaha... morons! 10 for creativity 0 for realism!

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Great Horror
manipulator of the Virus
(7/19/02 7:57:38 am)
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Re: hehehe, i second that!
blockbuster may have porn, but its not allowed to show a boner, coz they aint got a proper lience to do so...

Snooch to the Motherfu*king Nooch!

Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/19/02 8:07:38 am)
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Re: hehehe, i second that!
and that is a problem because??

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/19/02 9:08:38 am)
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Re: Blockbuster porn
Didn't Blockbuster used to have a policy of "No Porn"?? So what's with all the pornos they have there nowadays? Oh wait, I get it. They're real "actors" and they are all "acting" in a "movie". Got it.

Duh. I hate R-rateds. They get my hopes up so much, and then crush me with their non-penetrational boringness. Can you imagine ROCCO in an R-rated? What's the POINT??!

The Bad One
out from the well
(7/19/02 3:51:02 pm)
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Re: Blockbuster porn
Video shop porn is hilarious. I like porn and I'm a girl, my boyfrined often gets me porn. One time we rented out a couple of vids, knowing they would be crap, but just to see what went on in 'soft porn' vids. We got this thing about lesbian Nuns and one caled Fetish girls. Lol, all they did was feel each others boobs! and all the fetish girls did was shower whilst wearing rubber and doing what xeemed to be cleaning their clothes whilst wearing them! Lol, porn for 13 year old boys I think they call it!

Narusegawa
manipulator of the Virus
(7/19/02 7:38:35 pm)
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Re: Blockbuster porn
I used to work at a family video store with a xxx porn shop in back. Thats where I first saw my beloved Rocco........

We had one guy who rented 15-18 of the compilation 4 hour vids a night! Every night! (how many bottles of Jergens lotion does that equal now?)

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/19/02 9:04:48 pm)
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Re: Blockbuster porn
The correct answer is 37. :o



EDIT: Just don't ask me how I know that ...

Edited by: Disco Supafly at: 7/19/02 9:05:41 pm
Turtle God Kame
the chosen infected
(7/19/02 10:35:15 pm)
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blockbuster porn
ok, blockbuster used to be aganst it, but they slowly got around it by having "foreign film" sections and eventially the "special interest" section... they never explicitly had a porn section, but every now n then you'll find an innocent little vid and it's just hardcore... heh, the horror and comedy sections are riddled with em!

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Kiriyama06
manipulator of the Virus
(7/19/02 11:47:21 pm)
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Re: blockbuster porn
actually we've (*sigh* you have NO idea how much it pains me to say "we" when referring to Cockduster! but you can't deny 7 free rents a week) got loads of crappy porn now but all the ones we have are spoof porn of other movies such as The Erotic Witch project (parts 1, 2 (book of shagging!!) and 3!!) Gladiator Eroticus and Sexy Scary Movie They can't even be bothered to come up with decent titles ffs!

The Binman
citizen of the Loopworld
(7/20/02 3:26:12 am)
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Re: blockbuster porn
Hey, The Sexy Sixth Sense is pretty cool.
"I see naked lesbians".

And for anyone who cares, visit www.bbfc.co.uk for a look at what videos and films have been released in the uk and how much has been cut. More importantly though, it shows all the new "Restricted-18" movies that are coming out such as Anal Rampage 4, Chicks With Dicks Vol.1 and Busty Anal Lovers. Hmmm, oh my...

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/20/02 10:27:09 am)
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Re: blockbuster porn
I see you have a penchant for the backdoor bangin'. We have much in common, my Padawan apprentice! :)

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/20/02 10:31:40 am)
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Re: blockbuster porn
I was going to say "Christ", but I'm not gonna anymore.

Is Backdoor Bangin' a male only fetish? Girls? Anyone?:evil

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/20/02 10:47:17 am)
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Re: blockbuster porn
You know, it really sucks - but no grrl I ever go out with wants to try it. I need to perfom "Jewish foreplay". (ie: 4 hours of begging). But then my chick mate who works at a KFC in Brisbane says that EVERY SINGLE GIRL she works with there LOVES it up the ass!! Dammit dammit DAMMIT!!! WHY can't I meet one of these girls?

Ladieeeeeees? Wouldn't you like to git it orn with THIS man?

The Binman
citizen of the Loopworld
(7/20/02 3:23:10 pm)
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Re: blockbuster porn
SHAFT!!!! I can diggit! Oh boy can I diggit!!

Everyone wants a piece of Shaft,

LOOK AT THOSE SIDE BURNS!!!

Men, women, animals, everyone thinks Shaft is a hot sexy lover boy.

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/20/02 10:07:56 pm)
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Come get Shafted!!
Yes, but unfortunately, no hot chicks wanna give their booty to the Shaft!

Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/21/02 4:35:50 am)
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Re: Come get Shafted!!
i think thats coz he's a complicated man./..

The Binman
citizen of the Loopworld
(7/21/02 8:08:00 am)
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Re: Come get Shafted!!
and no-one understands him but his woman...

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/21/02 10:21:34 am)
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Re: Come get Shafted!!
Shaft is one baaad mutha-

Turtle God Kame
the chosen infected
(7/21/02 2:19:58 pm)
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shaft
shut joe mouth!

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Mister Grey
citizen of the Loopworld
(7/21/02 8:10:32 pm)
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Oooh
I'm just talkin' bout Shaft, man.

WTF is it with Rocco? I saw one of his works and I thought it was ridiculous. he was in an apparently abandoned home with a bald woman and kept trying to ram it up her ass, but it kept slipping out and he had to keep shoving it back in. I was like, "I waited for an hour to download this, for THAT?!"

Mister Grey
citizen of the Loopworld
(7/21/02 8:13:29 pm)
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The Ring Porn
There is a tape... if you watch it... seven days later... she will come... and so will you.

Kiriyama06
manipulator of the Virus
(7/21/02 8:39:46 pm)
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Re: The Ring Porn
jeezus thats a bloody long wait aint it!!

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/21/02 10:18:58 pm)
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then we can dig it!


Kame? What's with the clown, bro? It's scaring me maaaan!!! Zoinks! ;)

Turtle God Kame
the chosen infected
(7/23/02 1:58:47 pm)
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>D
you think that's bad? I have a long history of "evil jester" pictures in all kinds of media... one of the reasons I got such a high score on my AP art test... maybe I just scared the 5 outta them! XD but can ya imagine evil jesters all along my walls... watching me sleep...



"cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me..."

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Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(7/23/02 4:37:31 pm)
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Re: >D
Haaaaaa!!! SHAFT was on Alley Mcbeal (or whatever her name is) b4!!! Oh - i know - to u americans its like - Thats Soooo 1995 but its all new here!!! In a Flash Gold suit and everythin...

Turtle God Kame
the chosen infected
(7/23/02 5:48:44 pm)
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back on topic
maybe that new La Blue Girl Live Action movie would be a good ring followup.... I dont have the courage to dish out the 25 smackers for it, but I'm sure someone here's gone and seen it.... ::looks at disco::

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Saul
Sadako slave
(7/25/02 12:07:24 am)
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Re: back on topic
'La BLUE GIRL LIVE'
probing tentacles.... the girls always managed to triumph, emerging from the whole ordeal with what little clothes they had to begin with shredded and covered in milky goo, but otherwise okay.



All I could think of while watching 'A WICKED GHOST' was how much better 'RING' was.

They even have a short clip of the sadako vid in it!
Really cashed in on the popularity of 'RING'. Tsk tsk
I felt cheated.

Edited by: Saul at: 7/25/02 12:34:10 am
Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/25/02 9:46:24 am)
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Re: back on topic
My dear boy Kame. When I'm in Nippon, I intend to buy the whole freakin' Shuttle-Japan factory! Mwuuu ha ha haaaa!!!

Then I can have my own style of "Audition"! La Blue Girl Live? Pah! It's seishi time!!

Narusegawa
manipulator of the Virus
(7/25/02 11:05:36 am)
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Re: back on topic
so does that mean you will put the G-taste factory on Layaway?

Disco Supafly
the chosen infected
(7/25/02 11:18:23 am)
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Shuttle-COCK
Well as you know, Shuttle owns Giga. So I can have my scat cake and eat it too! Bwa ha ha ha haaa!!

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(7/25/02 11:23:43 am)
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Shuttle-COCK...
Argh.Scat.