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somrux
manipulator of the Virus
(9/28/02 6:41:45 am)
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Engrish from my trip overseas... READ ME!
Yo, all... I think I'm coming outta the jetlag a bit, so I've now been able to form concrete thoughts long enough to post some of my favorites from my Indonesian engrish collection. Check 'em out...

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Ah yes, the good old toilet-shower. There's nothing quite like washing the poo off the nether-regions. "Toilet paper? Bah! We don't need no stinking tiolet paper!!"


The infamous "Bang Laden Bus". I've still not decided if this is meant to be pro or con...


Step aside, Doritos and Fritos... It's Happytos-time!!!


Holy Christ!! "However, when busy, only mere a few will rest, Since it is that to which a good idea flashes in such time.". I think this guy was actually scared of me...


I guess that I'd scream too if someone broke my house open and dumped me in a hot pan...


Ah yes... Milk Teddy giving more of his much sought-after advice.


ABCDEFUCK pretty much sums up all of Jakarta.

Hope you all enjoyed it...

-somrux
somrux.com

Edited by: somrux at: 9/28/02 6:42:31 am
The Binman
manipulator of the Virus
(9/28/02 7:54:12 am)
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Re: Engrish from my trip overseas... READ ME!
Hmmm, the milk teddy is most wise...

NadareLJ
manipulator of the Virus
(9/28/02 9:39:45 am)
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Re: Engrish from my trip overseas... READ ME!
Hhahahh well done Somrux... That should have been on the bumper!

--Nadare no Honou--

Kitano
manipulator of the Virus
(9/28/02 9:50:56 am)
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Re: Engrish from my trip overseas... READ ME!
Hey, the shower thing must be most usefull!!
Where do you use it? You have to take a normal shower, or you have to somehow wash the south region without creating a mess...?
Or everyone in the street will notice you just crapped :lol

You can always ask for advice on that to the sacred Milk Teddy, at least...

Turtle God Kame
the chosen infected
(9/28/02 1:30:09 pm)
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beday (sp)
they have that stuff in france, it looks like a little water fountain, but it just washes your crack for you. I'm so sure it's very cold water! >)

Go to Kame's House for assorted junk! Last upd8: 7/08/02

somrux
manipulator of the Virus
(9/28/02 11:17:09 pm)
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Re: beday ("toilet-shower")
Yeah, pretty nasty *and* cold as well; you are correct. Mommy says washing the poo off makes your soul clean.

-somrux.

The Bad One
manipulator of the Virus
(9/29/02 12:50:47 pm)
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Re: beday ("toilet-shower")
I want a Milk Teddy!

Gibal Sandwich
manipulator of the Virus
(9/29/02 2:07:07 pm)
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Re: beday ("toilet-shower")
hehe cool picks - i wish i could post intresting pics of when i go away - put most contain pieses of cardboard with corners ripped off or bottles with mysterious holes in the side - which is all seen as incriminatin evidence...so i cant...

..the only others are also not suitable...stalking? HA! How silly...

somrux
manipulator of the Virus
(9/29/02 2:34:02 pm)
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Re: beday ("toilet-shower")
shame on you, Gibal "That's not mine officer, really." Sandwich.

;)

-somrux.