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IComeOutoftheTV
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(12/19/02 5:35:32
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The Ring
Christmas Special!
Ugh, I was forced to watch Frosty the Snowman about 50 times with
my cousin today because he is obsessed with that movie (being a
2-year-old and all), and I got to thinking as that horrible song
began to play again and again...what if there was a 'The Ring
Holiday Special'? "Samara Meets Rudolph" "Samara,the Other Reindeer"
"Seven Crazy Days" The titles just keep rolling in, not to mention
the songs....
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Isoline
manipulator of the Virus
(12/19/02 5:58:17 pm)
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Re: The Ring
Christmas Special!
Hey, I rather like Olive the Other Reindeer. Its the one christmas
special as of late that tries to appeal to adults as much as
children. Although there was that one that came on last Friday that
was done by the guy who did Wallace and Gromit, that one was way
more mature than it should have been, I even heard one of the
reindeer say "hell" during an action scene.
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IComeOutoftheTV
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(12/19/02 6:27:10
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Re: The Ring
Christmas Special!
Ooh! Robbie the Reindeer? I've seen it! I lurvs it. More Ring
spoofs..."Rachel the Reindeer"
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Niltiac
Sadako slave
(12/19/02
7:03:45 pm)
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in olive the other reindeer. the voice of olive id drew barrymore,
cant stand her! theres also one that is coming out for this
christmas with britney spears' voice... whats
next?
hehe.. that would be funny to hear a reindeer say
"Everyone will suffer" though... Rudolph gone bad
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Emmerdale001
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(12/19/02 10:28:15 pm)
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I think Samara would fit in perfectly with Charles Dickens'
Scrooge. She could be the Ghost of Christmas Future instead of the
Angel of Death.
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YouAreCursed
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7:34:21 am)
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The Christnas
Special
If they had a "The Ring Christmas Special" I would watch it. But, I
met want to go back and see The Ring again. Because being the
teenager that I am I got scared on all the scarey parts and covered
my eyes. Yes, I'm a big baby.
Lol!!!
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Nick
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(12/21/02
5:21:49 pm)
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Re: The
Christnas Special
How about this?
SANTA looks at his naughty list and sees
SAMARA's name. He visits her at the well.
SANTA: Samara, come
out here and be a good little girl, or no horsie for
you.
SAMARA appears out of the nearest reflective
surface....Rudolph's nose and looks at SANTA. While dieing he
says...
SANTA: No......horse for
you......<ack>
SAMARA: If I can't have a horsie, then
neither can anyone else!
All the HORSES die.
(By rhe
way, as my debut post I'd better introduce myself. I'm Nick from the
UK. I got addicted to the Ring when I saw it in America. I've been a
guest on the forums for a while now and now I'm a fully infected
ringworm. The honour! A few days ago I ntoiced the Japanese trilogy
on sale near me so I'm going to watch the original over Christmas.
Thanks.)
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inteferon
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(12/21/02 5:48:18 pm)
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Welcome aboard, Nick. You may want to also post your intro on the
Open Topic introductions thread so's the horror extremists and
Sadako clones can get to know you too.
Visit inteferon's viral vestibule for
archived topics and Ringeek stuff (lu 12/20) |
angrygn0me
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(12/21/02 7:12:39 pm)
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Re: The
Christnas Special
Sammy the long haired corpsie, had alot of ugly hair
And if you
ever saw it, you might offer her some nair.
All of the nasty
horsies, used to grunt and stink their stalls,
They never let
poor Sammy, get any sleep at all.
Then one dreary autumn day,
Mommy came to say,
Sammy you are not so swell, Imma toss you down
the well.
Then how the horsies loved it, as they gruntled loud
with glee!
Sammy the long haired corpsie, now you smell much
worse then we!
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777SevenDays777
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Re: The
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wut a great song! Better that Rudolph the rednosed reindeer!
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gdmariya
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(12/22/02 7:32:12 pm)
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Re: The
Christnas Special
*cue "The Hanukkah Song"*
Instead of one day of
evil,
We have 7 kah-razzzzy nights!!
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"From in the shadow she calls...and in the shadow she
finds a way. And from the shadow she crawls..."
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TourneurJr
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Frosty the
Snowman
S'mara the dem'nchild, was an angry evil soul
With her jet black
hair and her button nose
and her heart made out of
coal
S'mara the dem'nchild, was adopted, so they say
But she
was birthed of late, but the town still states, how she came to
Moesko one day
She was photokinetic and she had a lot of
thoughts
But when she placed them in Anna's head
mommy went
freakin' nuts
O S'mara the dem'nchild
was evil as she
could be
And the town folk say
she could make you pay
by
just thinking that, you see
Crack-ity crack
crack
flicker-y flick flick
Look at Samara crawl
Crack-ity
crack crack
flicker-y flick flick
Out of the well and
all
S'mara the dem'nchild
Knew the well was wait'n that
day
So she said
"You'll pay
in a painful way
in just
seven torturous days"
Out of the TV
drippin' wet and
rotting, too
Crawlin' 'round the room
goin'
flicker-zoom
goin' to suffer in her tomb
Locked up in a
barnhouse
and the horses made her hop
She made the horses go
insane
to torture dear ol' pop
For S'mara the
dem'nchild
kill by plastic bag, they say
So she waved goodbye
saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some
day..."
Crack-ity crack crack
flicker-y flick flick
Look at
S'mara crawl
Crack-ity crack crack
flicker-y flick
flick
Out the TV and all
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