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IComeOutoftheTV 
further down the Spiral
(12/19/02 5:35:32 pm)
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The Ring Christmas Special!
Ugh, I was forced to watch Frosty the Snowman about 50 times with my cousin today because he is obsessed with that movie (being a 2-year-old and all), and I got to thinking as that horrible song began to play again and again...what if there was a 'The Ring Holiday Special'? "Samara Meets Rudolph" "Samara,the Other Reindeer" "Seven Crazy Days" The titles just keep rolling in, not to mention the songs....:rollin

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There is no good or evil. There is only thought, and that is what leads us to corruption.

Isoline
manipulator of the Virus
(12/19/02 5:58:17 pm)
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Re: The Ring Christmas Special!
Hey, I rather like Olive the Other Reindeer. Its the one christmas special as of late that tries to appeal to adults as much as children. Although there was that one that came on last Friday that was done by the guy who did Wallace and Gromit, that one was way more mature than it should have been, I even heard one of the reindeer say "hell" during an action scene.

You say psycho like its a bad thing!

IComeOutoftheTV 
further down the Spiral
(12/19/02 6:27:10 pm)
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Re: The Ring Christmas Special!
Ooh! Robbie the Reindeer? I've seen it! I lurvs it. More Ring spoofs..."Rachel the Reindeer"

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Niltiac
Sadako slave
(12/19/02 7:03:45 pm)
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in olive the other reindeer. the voice of olive id drew barrymore, cant stand her! theres also one that is coming out for this christmas with britney spears' voice... whats next?


hehe.. that would be funny to hear a reindeer say "Everyone will suffer" though... Rudolph gone bad

Emmerdale001
further down the Spiral
(12/19/02 10:28:15 pm)
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I think Samara would fit in perfectly with Charles Dickens' Scrooge. She could be the Ghost of Christmas Future instead of the Angel of Death.

YouAreCursed
shambler
(12/20/02 7:34:21 am)
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The Christnas Special
If they had a "The Ring Christmas Special" I would watch it. But, I met want to go back and see The Ring again. Because being the teenager that I am I got scared on all the scarey parts and covered my eyes. Yes, I'm a big baby. Lol!!!

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Nick
Sadako slave
(12/21/02 5:21:49 pm)
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Re: The Christnas Special
How about this?

SANTA looks at his naughty list and sees SAMARA's name. He visits her at the well.

SANTA: Samara, come out here and be a good little girl, or no horsie for you.

SAMARA appears out of the nearest reflective surface....Rudolph's nose and looks at SANTA. While dieing he says...

SANTA: No......horse for you......<ack>

SAMARA: If I can't have a horsie, then neither can anyone else!

All the HORSES die.

(By rhe way, as my debut post I'd better introduce myself. I'm Nick from the UK. I got addicted to the Ring when I saw it in America. I've been a guest on the forums for a while now and now I'm a fully infected ringworm. The honour! A few days ago I ntoiced the Japanese trilogy on sale near me so I'm going to watch the original over Christmas. Thanks.)

inteferon
the chosen infected
(12/21/02 5:48:18 pm)
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Re: The Christnas Special
Welcome aboard, Nick. You may want to also post your intro on the Open Topic introductions thread so's the horror extremists and Sadako clones can get to know you too.

Visit inteferon's viral vestibule for archived topics and Ringeek stuff (lu 12/20)

angrygn0me
out from the well
(12/21/02 7:12:39 pm)
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Re: The Christnas Special
Sammy the long haired corpsie, had alot of ugly hair
And if you ever saw it, you might offer her some nair.
All of the nasty horsies, used to grunt and stink their stalls,
They never let poor Sammy, get any sleep at all.
Then one dreary autumn day, Mommy came to say,
Sammy you are not so swell, Imma toss you down the well.
Then how the horsies loved it, as they gruntled loud with glee!
Sammy the long haired corpsie, now you smell much worse then we!

777SevenDays777 
Sadako slave
(12/21/02 8:42:15 pm)
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Re: The Christnas Special
wut a great song! Better that Rudolph the rednosed reindeer!

gdmariya
out from the well
(12/22/02 7:32:12 pm)
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Re: The Christnas Special
*cue "The Hanukkah Song"*

Instead of one day of evil,
We have 7 kah-razzzzy nights!!

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"From in the shadow she calls...and in the shadow she finds a way. And from the shadow she crawls..."

TourneurJr
shambler
(12/22/02 11:51:45 pm)
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Frosty the Snowman
S'mara the dem'nchild, was an angry evil soul
With her jet black hair and her button nose
and her heart made out of coal
S'mara the dem'nchild, was adopted, so they say
But she was birthed of late, but the town still states, how she came to Moesko one day
She was photokinetic and she had a lot of thoughts
But when she placed them in Anna's head
mommy went freakin' nuts

O S'mara the dem'nchild
was evil as she could be
And the town folk say
she could make you pay
by just thinking that, you see

Crack-ity crack crack
flicker-y flick flick
Look at Samara crawl
Crack-ity crack crack
flicker-y flick flick
Out of the well and all

S'mara the dem'nchild
Knew the well was wait'n that day
So she said
"You'll pay
in a painful way
in just seven torturous days"

Out of the TV
drippin' wet and rotting, too
Crawlin' 'round the room
goin' flicker-zoom
goin' to suffer in her tomb

Locked up in a barnhouse
and the horses made her hop
She made the horses go insane
to torture dear ol' pop

For S'mara the dem'nchild
kill by plastic bag, they say
So she waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day..."
Crack-ity crack crack
flicker-y flick flick
Look at S'mara crawl
Crack-ity crack crack
flicker-y flick flick
Out the TV and all